Loinaz Thu. Channing Tatum is no Joe Schmoe. And when you've got the Sexiest Man Alive in your movie, you gotta overhaul your marketing plan, right? The new trailer for G. Joe: The Rise of Cobra —has hit the Web.
Sign in. Watch now. Title: The Ballad of G. Joe Video A psychologically unstable young police woman named Kate Logan and a married Frenchman find themselves caught up in a dramatic twisted affair. Based on Hasbro's line of toy soldiers. Joe is America's top secret mobile strike force team.
During a failed Cobra operation, the Baroness catches Destro canoodling in the bushes with a sexy blonde Cobra underling. Destro is rescued from the Joes by a sexy trench-coated lady named, ahem, Coverta Fatale, who is clearly the Baroness in a blonde wig and minus her Teutonic accent, and who is also clearly trying to maneuver Destro into some kind of nefarious trap to pay him back for cheating on her. Destro is, naturally, oblivious to all this.
As any child of the '80s knows, they were the Golden Age of cartoons meant to sell toys. Perhaps the best example of '80s toy toons, though, is the great G. Joe: A Real American Hero. The series, which was produced as a joint effort between Marvel Comics and Sunbow Entertainment, started in and spawned two mini-series, two huge seasons of episodes and a movie, before moving to DiC Entertainment in This is especially true when we force ourselves to remember that this cartoon was aimed at children to sell toys.